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The Lower Merion Lunch Line Hellscape: One Student's Journey.

Lower Merion School lunch found to substitute flour with baby powder.

LMSD begins action to reinstate a new superintendent every 4 months.

New IBoss firewall banning any domain name containing the letter "X"

LMSD sets the minimum number of students not paying attention in the hallway to 59.

Lower Merion School Board commissions DJ to make board meetings more interesting.

The Daily Bagel misses a day; can no longer use the name 'The Daily Bagel'

LMSD homeowner receives a higher appraisal after displaying photographs of the Beatles, Vacations in Rome, and replacing all items in the refrigerator with Casseroles.

This Month's Actually Useful Advice: How to navigate course change hell

This Month's Actually Useful Advice: How to get the seat you want on any school bus